Nothing is normal around here

Life with Avi is anything but routine. Am I wrong to assume that most other kids go to the bathroom, do their business and come out? After an exceptionally long time, this is how I found him when I went to check on him. Actually that's not entirely accurate. He didn't have underwear on and hadn't wiped yet. I insisted that much was done before a picture was taken of his creation.
Just in case the picture doesn't make it clear, all the tp squares were perfectly separated.