Boys and Puddles

Question of the day:
Can a boy go past a puddle without doing one of the following?
a) stomping in it
b) pretending to almost stomp in it
c) seeing how close he can get to getting his shoes wet in it
d) seeing if he can jump over it
e) splashing a rock in it
f) seeing if he can straddle it and waddle from one end to the other
g) pushing or pretending to almost push a brother into it
h) drink from it (fortunately we're past that, but Avi has done it!)

My assessment from here. No, it is not physically possible for them to simply walk past without attempting one of the options above.

Avi got no less than three pair of pants wet today with this behavior. All before 1PM actually.
Have I mentioned how much laundry I do? I had no way of ever imagining so much laundry. At least today's sandals and rubber boots dry easier than sneakers.